woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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