you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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