sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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