No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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