She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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You have to summon your inner elephant
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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