That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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she peed on how many people?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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