I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
where are my eyebrows?
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