I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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