I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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