Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
