Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
