Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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