That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
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Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.