Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Randomize
