Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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