I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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