You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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