People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
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I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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