she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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