Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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