Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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