I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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