we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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