cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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