YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
We're too hungover to prance.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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