I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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