my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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