He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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