I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
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I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
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