it was like eating out sand paper
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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