Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
In America we eat man semen.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
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He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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