Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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