just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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