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How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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