why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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