I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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