i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
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