yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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