I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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