i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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