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• (586): View more from Michigan

  is your mom at the bar?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.

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  I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..

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  21 Women Compare Anal and Vaginal Sex

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.

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  Was it a good conversation?

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  It was an awkward, sexual conversation.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature

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  that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Sext me about skeletons

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.

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• (925): View more from California

  my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.

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