this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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