my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
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My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize