omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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