Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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