i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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