i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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