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• (435): View more from Utah

  Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation

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• (559): View more from California

  With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  You can wear anything you want

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  So... Naked it is then

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!

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• (801): View more from Utah

  If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.

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