used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
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Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too