Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.