Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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