I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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