Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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